9/20/09

Papal Etiquette

Official Etiquette of the Papacy
As the date approaches for the Papal Visit
it's important to learn the Papal rules
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When in the presence of the Pope, one might say,
"May Gosh be with you, your Holiness".
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One should never say,
"Dude, is it easier to ride with one testicle"?
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One might say,
"I admire your tenacity, Oh Father".
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One should never say,
"Ever get liquored up during the Tour, like Floyd"?